I hesitate to mention this secretion sanctuary due to its sparse traffic, despite its key location for many a chem class, but here goes: 1st Floor, Chapman Hall. I often hear the rhetorical question: does a bear shit in the woods? Well it wouldn’t, say I, had it this magnificent cavern depository. Located in a nook by the stairwell, most who come through large lectures in Chapman are unaware of its existence, deferring instead to the 2nd floor’s vastly inferior 3-staller. With no windows, a constant ambient temperature of 25 Celcius and incredible soundproof insulation from the classes next door, not only will you have a fabulous time taking a growler, but you may just be inclined to curl up on the spotless floor and hibernate post-poop. Truly one of UNC’s unheralded treasures.
Internet connectivity: 3
Cleanliness: 5
Location: 4
Space: 5
HVAC: 4
Traffic: 4
Hibernation potential: 5
-KH
