Greenlaw, 3rd Floor

If you are planning on taking your business to Greenlaw, avoid the first floor restroom. There is only one stall and this can possibly create a pressure situation if a line develops outside the stall. Plus, the door to this restroom is always propped open so if your stomach is on the downside, you may be advertising your activities to the multitude of people outside waiting for the next class to start.

Climb the stairs to the third floor. The bathroom is pretty old school. The all white bathroom has develop a yellow hue overtime - you might call it disgusting, I consider it a distinguished look. The handicap stall is even straight out of the 70s - no extra room like today's handi-stalls, just some really archaic, cool-looking set of handrails. The bathroom probably made its first appearance in the mental hospital of the 1975 film, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. If you aren't sold yet, there are some coat hooks as soon as you walk in - mad cozy.

Internet - 4
Cleanliness - 3
Location - 4
Space - 4
Supplies - 5 (Extra paper towels and toilet paper chillin on a shelf for anyone looking to save some money on their at-home toiletries)
HVAC - 5
Traffic - 5

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The Truth About Toilet Seats
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What Diseases Can You Catch From Toilet Seats?
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Dey Hall, 1st Floor

You might want to go ahead and consider this restroom your clutch business spot. This bathroom is always clean, well supplied, and its spaciousness is complemented by a window that lets just enough sunlight in to make your personal time a bit brighter. It does not carry much flair so I wouldn't recommend cheating on your usual spot for this bathroom's personality. However if you are in a bind, this restroom offers a central location and a lot of privacy. If you enter from Dey Hall's main entrance, you will have to go down one flight of stairs. This bathroom also helps you avoid the line that develops outside the one toilet unit located on the main (2nd) floor. This restroom offers two stalls, multiple urinals, and several hand washing stations (so no awkward waiting in line to wash your hands). Keep this one in the holster and you will never go wrong.

Internet: 4
Cleanliness: 5
Location: 5
Space: 4
Supplies: 5
HVAC: 4
Traffic: 5

Davis Library, 2nd Floor

If you have studied in Davis Library, then you already know about its lack of quality facilities. However, sometimes Exams or that midnight paper leaves you with few other places to be productive. The bathroom on the second floor is the silver lining to this 8 story storm cloud. The bathroom is quite spacious and boasts three stalls. The usual traffic is still below that of other hot spots on campus. The second floor is by far a superior option to that of the facilities on the first floor where the restroom is cramped, busy, and often unclean. Feel free to venture to the higher levels of Davis for more privacy, but realize that you are risking taking your business to bathrooms that are occasionally unclean and supplies are limited.

Internet: 5
Cleanliness: 4
Location: 4
Space: 5
Supplies: 4
HVAC: 5
Traffic: 4

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Kenan Music Building, First Floor

This is perhaps one of the finest restrooms located on campus. The dark, cherry door, the speckled golden marble vanity tops, and the stone wall tiles presents a majestic feel. Unfortunately, it is located a bit out of the way in the new Kenan Music Building. However, keep it in mind for any trips to the northwest corner of campus. On some occasions, a light serenade from a practicing orchestra can be overheard. The tranquility found here would have made this the prime location for greats like Mozart or Bach to compose while taking care of business. As far as public restroom's go, this could probably best be described as Beethoven's 9th.

Internet: 4
Cleanliness: 5
Location: 2
Space: 5
Supplies: 4
HVAC: 5
Traffic: 4

1 is bad for pooping, 5 is great for pooping!

Old Swain, First Floor

It's time to build a relationship with this is a one-person bathroom. Once you lock it, then its all yours! It's recently renovated with all the bells and whistles, e.g. shiny sink, tall mirror, automatic flush, large trash can with paper towel dispenser. There is even an outlet that your laptop charger can reach from the toilet! The room seems to be cleaned regularly. If I dropped a dry piece of food on the floor I would probably pick it back up and eat it. Unfortunately, people know about this one... you may need to wait outside for a couple minutes until another student finishes. CAUTION: Loud noises, including those from diarrhea and hot sex, can be heard in the
performance studio next door. Honestly though, probably the best place to masturbate if you don't need internet to do so.

Internet: 0
Cleanliness: 5
Location: 3
Space: 5
Supplies: 5
HVAC: 3 (a little hot)
Traffic: 3

-FW
1 is bad for pooping, 5 is great for pooping!