Phillips Hall, 2nd Floor, East Side

Greetings fellow poopers! UNCPooper is here with a summertime restroom review. Today's will be focusing on the east side of the second floor of Phillips Hall, home of the Department of Physics and Astronomy.

Quick info on Phillips Hall: It was built in 1920 as the School of Applied Science, or in other words, to concentrate the hatred of all things math-related into one building. However, Phillips wasn't the building UNC-Chapel Hill wanted to build. During the construction, the construction company realized that they were actually constructing a building ordered by another university and building their desired blue prints at UNC-CH. In other words, the shittiness of Phillips' layout isn't UNC-CH's fault (thanks to UNC Virtual Tour for the info).

Now, on to the bathroom. Just like the rest of Phillips, this restroom isn't exactly the best when compared to the newer parts of the University. The first thing patrons will notice is the weird entry way to the restroom. There is actually two doors you must pass through in order to do your business, contrasting against the traditional one. I suppose this little room randomly selects people and forces them to do physics problems in order to take a dump, but then again, I could be bullshitting.

From inside: The Vestibule of Worthiness

Once you Indiana Jones those shenanigans, what you discover a pair of extremely mediocre toilet stalls and two of the most suggestive urinals I've seen on campus.

Built for men who love wide-set vags and golden showers

Also, in the spirit of science I suppose, you can find some kind of hybrid trashcan / proton accelerator daftly hidden under the right sink designed to run the aforementioned death trap in the damn broom closet you just walked through.

Or it's a 1.21 jiggawatt flux capaciting nuclear blowjob dispenser

Overall, this is a very, very average pooping experience. In the mornings before class, the foot traffic is fairly heavy. It's even worse considering if you're going for #1: you gotta deal with the guy next to you in addition to people using the sinks behind you, all able (and possibly willing) to look at your junk. However, there is fair UNC-1 connectivity from the stalls, perfect for checking ESPN with your device of choice.

OVERALL SCORE: C+ (2.8)

• Cleanliness: 3
• Location: 2
• Traffic: 3
• Design: 1
• Supplies: 4
• HVAC: 4
• WiFi: 3