South Building basement

This is not where the Chancellor poops. Utility pipes for the building are poking out of the walls and ceiling. The room is lit by shop lights that have no cover, just fluorescent bulbs in a frame. Everything is painted white or a variation of white. The floor tile looks like somebody ate a banana and then threw up tetris blocks. Each of the three stalls has a seat-protector dispenser, so no toilet paper nesting is needed! Unfortunately when you put a protector down, you realize that the hole in the paper is smaller than the hole in the toilet seat. So when I pooped the turd hit the back of the protector and dragged the whole thing into the toilet. I had to stand up and let it go in, which was an inconvenience. The most distinctive feature of this restroom may be the door: the center of it is a large frosted glass panel like you might see in a 1970's newsroom, or the door of a private eye's office. Odd place, good if you're looking for something a little different.

Internet Connectivity: 2
Cleanliness: 3
Location: 2
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Supplies: 4
HVAC: 5
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1 is bad for pooping, 5 is great for pooping!