Thursday, October 8, 2009

Union, Back of 3rd Floor

The light was off when I walked in. Large mirrors above the sinks lean down towards you distorting your image. Something dripping makes this slightly creepy... as does the framed poster on the wall saying "Condom Sense." There are three marble stalls with heavy-duty hinges, hooks, and locks. It is the afternoon and all three toilets are still clean from last night's janitor! The stall walls begin about a foot off the ground, so your feet are very visible, as is your head when you stand up. This would be bad for clandestine pooping, except that no one really comes in here. Recommended on a rainy day.

Internet connectivity: 2
Cleanliness: 5
Location: 5
Space: 4
Supplies: 4
HVAC: 4
Traffic: 5

1 is bad for pooping, 5 is great for pooping!

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